by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,090th Most Influential: 1,424th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,751st
The United Nations of
New York Times Democracy
All united under one Nokia
Steffe Löfven
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.723 billion

CapitalNokia City
LeaderSteffe Löfven

CurrencyNokian Dollar
AnimalGrey Nokia

The United Nations of Nokias is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Steffe Löfven with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.723 billion Nokians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokia City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Nokian economy, worth 197 trillion Nokian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,799 Nokian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly secular, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, classes at Nokia City University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokias's national animal is the Grey Nokia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nokianism.

Nokias is ranked 20,102nd in the world and 1,096th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,090thMost Influential: 1,424thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,751stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,257thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,306thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,480thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,621stMost Pacifist: 9,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,007thBest Weather: 10,652ndMost Developed: 11,993rdSafest: 12,567thMost Inclusive: 12,618thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,743rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,990thHealthiest Citizens: 15,559thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,897th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 280th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 308th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 457th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 463rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 478th in the regionMost Pacifist: 496th in the regionNicest Citizens: 498th in the regionMost Influential: 598th in the regionBest Weather: 601st in the regionSafest: 661st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 682nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 684th in the regionMost Developed: 691st in the regionMost Inclusive: 747th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 766th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 769th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 785th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 836th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 857th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 872nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 882nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 885th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 903rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 909th in the region

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