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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 942nd Most Influential: 1,319th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,187th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Imperator Pudatl, danpu Nokelonta
Zavier Long
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.999 billion

LeaderZavier Long

CurrencyNokelonian Dollar
AnimalGiant Bird

The Empire of Nokelon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zavier Long with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.999 billion Nokelonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anobar. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nokelonian economy, worth 249 trillion Nokelonian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,658 Nokelonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokelon's national animal is the Giant Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nokelon is ranked 13,462nd in the world and 681st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 84,690.81 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 942ndMost Influential: 1,319thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,187thMost Secular: 10,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,462ndMost Developed: 15,438thMost Efficient Economies: 16,334thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,535thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,978thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,218th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 537th in the regionMost Influential: 556th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 598th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 632nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 681st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 684th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 723rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 757th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 823rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 836th in the regionMost Developed: 856th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 895th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 903rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 951st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 952nd in the regionMost Cultured: 968th in the regionLargest Black Market: 985th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,009th in the region

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