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Most Influential: 1,811th Most Secular: 10,244th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,755th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Imperator Pudatl, danpu Nokelonta
Zavier Long
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.668 billion

LeaderZavier Long

CurrencyNokelonian Dollar
AnimalGiant Bird

The Empire of Nokelon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Zavier Long with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.668 billion Nokelonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anobar. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nokelonian economy, worth 341 trillion Nokelonian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 127,920 Nokelonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, organ donation is compulsory, tabloids coo over Zavier Long's expected child, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokelon's national animal is the Giant Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nokelon is ranked 158,200th in the world and 5,666th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 1,811thTop
Most Secular: 10,244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,879thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,586thMost Developed: 14,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,409thMost Efficient Economies: 15,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,983rd
Most Influential: 7th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 456th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 554th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 556th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 560th in the region

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