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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,132ndLargest Black Market: 3,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,335th
The Socialist Empire of
Iron Fist Socialists
Imperator Pudatl, danpu Nokelonta
Zavier Long
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nokelon

Population5.508 billion

CapitalAnobar
LeaderZavier Long
FaithAtheism

CurrencyNokelonian Dollar
AnimalGiant Bird

The Socialist Empire of Nokelon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zavier Long with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.508 billion Nokelonians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anobar. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nokelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Nokelonian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,454 Nokelonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, parking's carefree without parking car fees, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Nokelon's national animal is the Giant Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nokelon is ranked 17,910th in the world and 1st in Quantia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,422.58 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,132ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,335thMost Cultured: 3,388thHighest Average Incomes: 3,725thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,321stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,776thMost Developed: 5,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,062ndSmartest Citizens: 5,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,261stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,141stLargest Governments: 7,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,975thMost Efficient Economies: 8,857thMost Secular: 8,979thHealthiest Citizens: 9,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,272ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,287thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,245thLargest Retail Industry: 11,321stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,870thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,126thHighest Economic Output: 12,482ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,781stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,412thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,567thMost Income Equality: 14,726thLowest Crime Rates: 16,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,452ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,661st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nokelon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokelon, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokelon, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokelon, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokelon, Nokelon is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Nokelon was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : Nokelon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : Nokelon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Nokelon's influence in Quantia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Nokelon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".

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