The Socialist Empire of Nokelon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zavier Long with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.508 billion Nokelonians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anobar. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nokelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Nokelonian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,454 Nokelonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, parking's carefree without parking car fees, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Nokelon's national animal is the Giant Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nokelon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Nokelon, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Nokelon, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Nokelon, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Nokelon, Nokelon is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Nokelon was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
- : Nokelon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
- : Nokelon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
- : Nokelon's influence in Quantia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Nokelon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
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