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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 727thBest Weather: 1,436thMost Influential: 1,606th
The Kingdom of
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Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.
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Civil Rights
Excellent
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Noire Denholm

Population14.118 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.118 billion Noire Denholmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,270 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn's support among single young men has drooped slightly, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 4,221st in the world and 96th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.56 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 727thBest Weather: 1,436thMost Influential: 1,606thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,940thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,150thHighest Food Quality: 3,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,263rdMost Developed: 4,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,535thMost Cultured: 4,629thMost Inclusive: 4,828thLargest Governments: 5,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,204thMost Efficient Economies: 5,242ndSmartest Citizens: 5,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,660thMost Devout: 6,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,593rdHighest Economic Output: 8,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,158thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,115thMost Stationary: 9,760thHighest Average Incomes: 10,603rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,655thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,949thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,950thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,244thMost Income Equality: 22,807thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,853rdLargest Populations: 28,700thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,449th
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Best Weather: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Devout: 105th in the regionMost Cultured: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Stationary: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 227th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 260th in the regionLargest Populations: 280th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 484th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 506th in the regionMost Income Equality: 533rd in the region

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