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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 852ndBest Weather: 1,259thMost Influential: 1,282nd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Noire Denholm

Population7.45 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.45 billion Noire Denholmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,672 Skuls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 11,690th in the world and 393rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,042.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 852ndBest Weather: 1,259thMost Influential: 1,282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,067thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,175thMost Devout: 3,313thMost Efficient Economies: 3,684thMost Cultured: 3,793rdMost Inclusive: 3,873rdMost Developed: 4,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,658thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,816thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,981stLargest Governments: 5,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,932ndSmartest Citizens: 5,978thHighest Average Incomes: 8,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,293rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,517thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,341stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,238thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,690thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,593rdHighest Economic Output: 12,625thMost Stationary: 14,912thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,620thHighest Drug Use: 19,658thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,165th
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Best Weather: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 248th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Stationary: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 293rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 309th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 338th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 344th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 352nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 363rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 393rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 429th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 535th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 575th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 605th in the regionNudest: 662nd in the region

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