The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 10.425 billion Noimosinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,977 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 285,571 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, discarded pennies litter the streets, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 4,957^th in the world and 117^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,826.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.