The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Magwitch with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.116 billion Noimosinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 398 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,274 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 12,131^st in the world and 383^rd in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,595.58 Tourists Per Hour.