The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 3.299 billion Noimosinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 699 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 212,144 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Noimosinians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and Noimosinians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noimosini is ranked 230,929^th in the world and 8,187^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.