by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,133rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,743rd
The Technocratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strength through intelligence
President Magwitch
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.116 billion

LeaderPresident Magwitch


The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Magwitch with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.116 billion Noimosinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 398 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,274 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 12,131st in the world and 383rd in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,595.58 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,133rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,022ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,686thNicest Citizens: 4,793rdMost Developed: 4,979thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,089thMost Inclusive: 5,198thSmartest Citizens: 5,378thMost Influential: 5,495thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,617thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,009thMost Secular: 6,926thLowest Crime Rates: 7,254thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,904thHighest Average Incomes: 7,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,393rdLargest Governments: 8,408thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,432ndSafest: 12,016thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,131stMost Pacifist: 12,677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,837thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,960thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,051stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,626thMost Cultured: 17,093rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,356thLargest Retail Industry: 17,690thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,443rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,113th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 149th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 156th in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Developed: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 170th in the regionMost Inclusive: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 195th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 197th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 217th in the regionMost Secular: 225th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 308th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 319th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 383rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 403rd in the regionSafest: 407th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 455th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Average: 471st in the regionMost Pacifist: 492nd in the regionMost Cultured: 502nd in the regionMost Influential: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 563rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 571st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 582nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 628th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 652nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 692nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noimosini was endorsed by The Emirate of Daal Chawwal.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Noimosini lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Noimosini voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Noimosini was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 205 » Ipugao, Purple Hyacinth, Unojo, Drystar, Auphelia, Marinho Islands, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Holy Free, Blondiesland, Amerion, Bichedder, Erinor, Yeses, Beepee, Holota, Aidenfieeld, Conexia, Corgitopiaa, Tepertopia, Flaoji, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Qvait, Belschaft, Wehraboos, Greater Scottdascoda, PenguinPies, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Treir, Concrete Slab, New Itomorii, Scu Greinne, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Eskvenn, NIGHTRAY, Aumeltopia, Crystal Creation, Rebel-topia, Pax Dracon, Eternal Memedom, Pamela And Hepatitis, The Solar System Scope, Bear Connors Paradiso, Curlyhoward, Isokenzar, The Two Jerseys, Jehenna, The naked people, and 155 others.Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Darakin, Libedistan, Kandorith, Avalonica, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ancient Slobovia, Arvan Irawer, Center Lisle, Antarctic Empires, Nova Montron, Sedunn, Calistan, Abarri, Linguiniland, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Great Andora, Unielvan Millorvium, Westenhald, RestartAll, Levistian, Tughampton, New Belgrade, Salguod, Rad Asia, Doundaly, The Plebeian States, Sanden, Blaash, Iym Winterless, Doraya, Ralphburg, Seliyan progressive Islands, Fasire, Sthalrim, Steampunk Engineers, Enplatia, St Oaks, South Caleblan, Shefino, Yellunstryer, Grianal, Maeiland, Galactic Gelatin, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The Empire of the Union States, Yeldarbsland, Baltenlands, Neazland, Anserisa, Zaelith, Quh, Bumblegaria, Lesinteil, Cuuldere, Freedoom, Los Lonley Boys, North Kanuckistan, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Utondara, Gonrati, Herbert Island, Indolos, Kucaland, SteamPunk Squirrels, Myndia, Venethort, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Berlana, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Page 53, Menesynchro, Sapientiano, Aoz, Catsonya, HUElavia, Myhomecountry, A leftover country, Oxyliteral, Isle of Glastonbury, Bohenia, Aschenburg, Jammlandia, Steviland, Hakk Fiss, Itani, Andinla, Western Fardelshufflestein, Bartonia Nova, Euro Pacifica, Zosnor, Not Austria, Maerist, Wardoeka, Canmore, Enlightened Australasia, Dirkistan, Brunier, Zuleit, Doss Kingly, Japanese Federal Republic, Yavemaya, Ullan, InnWorm, East Mantis, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kafeine, Ceutalia, South Western Korea, Hypersensible Crybabies, Republic of RIP, Rosdrikk, The West Valley Mountains, Sable Space, New Qafedemar, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, LadyRebels, The United Australian States, Hanguk-Nippon, Xergiokia, Lugentzdort, Wakandan Tribes, Aquamarine Island, Farengeto, Storalia, Myness, Martzian, Treesil, Kingpins, Alaninia, Velarin, Glen Cooley, South Blossom, Breizlovakia, Kelle Sondians, Abyssal Phantasm, Drugged up Kitties, Pmta, Aresten, Western Calypso Islands, Manuck, Farelonia, The Stickmin Empire, Proctethia, Ebonhand, Drew-Topia, Katikstan, Kallassius, Nova Kobol, Yahshabbat, Doge Land, The Langburn Islands, and Daal Chawwal.

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