Population | 8.657 billion |
Capital | Ergastirio |
Leader | Director General Magwitch |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Wolf |
The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 8.657 billion Noimosinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 286,705 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Noimosinian Embarrassments, and the media seems excessively interested in what Director General Magwitch is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Noimosini is ranked 6,350th in the world and 163rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 148 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Apreerco.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The United Protectorate of Tepertopia.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Elritch.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Exiled Hivemind Colony of BEEstreetz.
- : Noimosini was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Pepperton.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 69 » Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, The Worst army of, Goldnation, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Bohenia, Aidenfieeld, ANuadh, Ebonhand, Forearza, Ever Testing, Bawkie, Arscanesia, East Endia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Chernaya Zvezda, Great Lothian, Belschaft, Wehraboos, Emagination, Yusan, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Lowelian, Tsunamy, Auviantan Outh Islands, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Empire of Pekoland, The Filippinas, Altnavia, Asarana, America Gone Wrong, Alvira, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, Sporaltryus, Rebel-topia, Khnomania, Las Filipina, The Free Falklands, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lemenga, Lupusterra, and 19 others.Valles Stellarum, HawkoFon, Blipp, PenguinPies, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Amerion, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Tepertopia, Eastern Juble Lux, Apreerco, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, and Genoxelande.