The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.779 billion Noimosinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 263,070 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the aims of top-secret Noimosinian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 517^th in the world and 28^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,141.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.