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Most Scientifically Advanced: 451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 613thMost Inclusive: 1,033rd
The Technocratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Strength through intelligence
Director General Magwitch
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noimosini

Population8.657 billion

CapitalErgastirio
LeaderDirector General Magwitch

CurrencyDollar
AnimalWolf

The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 8.657 billion Noimosinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 286,705 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Noimosinian Embarrassments, and the media seems excessively interested in what Director General Magwitch is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 6,350th in the world and 163rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 148 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 613thMost Inclusive: 1,033rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,118thSmartest Citizens: 1,189thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,231stNicest Citizens: 1,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,394thMost Developed: 1,402ndMost Secular: 1,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,556thHealthiest Citizens: 1,587thHighest Food Quality: 1,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,086thLowest Crime Rates: 2,147thLargest Governments: 2,219thMost Efficient Economies: 2,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,540thMost Influential: 2,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,629thSafest: 2,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,702ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,340thMost Pacifist: 3,388thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,395thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,561stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,984thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,362ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,068thMost Cultured: 6,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,174thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,400thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,812thHighest Economic Output: 9,232ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,356thBest Weather: 14,950thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,858thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,892ndMost Income Equality: 23,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,603rd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 99th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 366th in the regionBest Weather: 422nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 431st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 483rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 484th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 484th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 508th in the regionLargest Populations: 518th in the regionMost Income Equality: 566th in the region

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