by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,015th
The Technocratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Strength through intelligence
Director General Magwitch
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population3.299 billion

LeaderDirector General Magwitch


The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 3.299 billion Noimosinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 699 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 212,144 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Noimosinians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and Noimosinians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noimosini is ranked 230,929th in the world and 8,187th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,015thMost Influential: 1,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,880thMost Inclusive: 2,241stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,382ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,522ndNicest Citizens: 2,770thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,820thSmartest Citizens: 3,081stMost Developed: 3,241stHealthiest Citizens: 3,262ndHighest Food Quality: 3,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,062ndMost Secular: 5,321stMost Efficient Economies: 5,478thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,556thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,579thHighest Average Incomes: 5,864thMost Pacifist: 5,943rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,637thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,231stMost Cultured: 8,521stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,711thLargest Governments: 9,605thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,141stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,000thSafest: 17,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,878thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,562nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Inclusive: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 114th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 198th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 211th in the regionMost Pacifist: 220th in the regionMost Cultured: 254th in the regionLargest Governments: 264th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 299th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 364th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 388th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 458th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 464th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 577th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 607th in the regionSafest: 613th in the regionMost Stationary: 630th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 672nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 677th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 722nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 745th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 799th in the region

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