The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Magwitch with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.116 billion Noimosinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 398 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,274 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Noimosini is ranked 12,131st in the world and 383rd in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,595.58 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Noimosini was endorsed by
The Emirate of Daal Chawwal.
- : Following new legislation in
Noimosini, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in
Noimosini, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
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Noimosini lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Noimosini voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
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Noimosini was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Following new legislation in
Noimosini, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in
Noimosini, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in
Noimosini, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Following new legislation in
Noimosini, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 205 » Ipugao,
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Greater Scottdascoda,
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Si-topia,
Nowa Europa,
Treir,
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New Itomorii,
Scu Greinne,
Pencil Sharpeners 2,
Eskvenn,
NIGHTRAY,
Aumeltopia,
Crystal Creation,
Rebel-topia,
Pax Dracon,
Eternal Memedom,
Pamela And Hepatitis,
The Solar System Scope,
Bear Connors Paradiso,
Curlyhoward,
Isokenzar,
The Two Jerseys,
Jehenna,
The naked people, and 155 others.
Kiasu-ism,
Southern Numenor,
Darakin,
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Kandorith,
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Arvan Irawer,
Center Lisle,
Antarctic Empires,
Nova Montron,
Sedunn,
Calistan,
Abarri,
Linguiniland,
Native Inhabitants of Antarctica,
Great Andora,
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South Caleblan,
Shefino,
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Grianal,
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Galactic Gelatin,
The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society,
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Quh,
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Herbert Island,
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Myndia,
Venethort,
The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla,
Berlana,
Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories,
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Menesynchro,
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Aoz,
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HUElavia,
Myhomecountry,
A leftover country,
Oxyliteral,
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Itani,
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Not Austria,
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Canmore,
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Brunier,
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Japanese Federal Republic,
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Ullan,
InnWorm,
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Republic of RIP,
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The West Valley Mountains,
Sable Space,
New Qafedemar,
Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul,
LadyRebels,
The United Australian States,
Hanguk-Nippon,
Xergiokia,
Lugentzdort,
Wakandan Tribes,
Aquamarine Island,
Farengeto,
Storalia,
Myness,
Martzian,
Treesil,
Kingpins,
Alaninia,
Velarin,
Glen Cooley,
South Blossom,
Breizlovakia,
Kelle Sondians,
Abyssal Phantasm,
Drugged up Kitties,
Pmta,
Aresten,
Western Calypso Islands,
Manuck,
Farelonia,
The Stickmin Empire,
Proctethia,
Ebonhand,
Drew-Topia,
Katikstan,
Kallassius,
Nova Kobol,
Yahshabbat,
Doge Land,
The Langburn Islands, and
Daal Chawwal.