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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,471st Most Influential: 13,603rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Some

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Noiloi

Population874 million

CapitalNoiCixM

CurrencyNoiCoin
Animalcobra

The Republic of Noiloi is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 874 million Noiloians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NoiCixM. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Noiloian economy, worth 29.6 trillion NoiCoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,850 NoiCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, Leader has just been declared ruler of Noiloi in an international press conference, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noiloi's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noiloi is ranked 88,753rd in the world and 3,366th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.82 Obesity Rate.

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Best Weather: 505th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 576th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 603rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noiloi was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : Noiloi endorsed The Emerald Republic of Kilkire.
  • : Noiloi endorsed The Office Cowboy of Funkadelia.
  • : Following new legislation in Noiloi, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Noiloi, Leader has just been declared ruler of Noiloi in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Noiloi, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Noiloi was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Noiloi, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Noiloi, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Noiloi was endorsed by The Emerald Republic of Kilkire.

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