by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Influential: 3,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,228th
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Life Exists In Nightmares
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population501 million

CapitalMr Happy's Funland


The Community of Noiland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 501 million Noilandianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Noilandian economy, worth 28.9 trillion Beads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,780 Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noiland's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noiland is ranked 184,202nd in the world and 7,084th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 527.89 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 331stTop
Most Influential: 3,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,228thMost Secular: 14,895thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 21,692ndMost Beautiful Environments: 23,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,842ndMost Inclusive: 28,398thBest Weather: 29,231stHighest Drug Use: 29,699th
Most Rebellious Youth: 192nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 513th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 625th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 871st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 930th in the regionMost Influential: 954th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,155th in the region

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