The Community of Noiland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 501 million Noilandianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Noilandian economy, worth 28.9 trillion Beads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,780 Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noiland's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noiland is ranked 184,202^nd in the world and 7,084^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 527.89 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.