The Left-Wing People's Republic of Nohol is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CDU Louis-Philippe Francois with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.437 billion Noholians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Industry, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frederic-des-Peuples. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Noholian economy, worth 344 trillion Franc Populaires a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,102 Franc Populaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Nohol is often a lifetime appointment, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nohol's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nohol is ranked 45,202^nd in the world and 23^rd in The Free Nations Region for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 63.39 on the Bus Surprisal Index.