Least Corrupt Governments: 53rd Most Pacifist: 94th Most Compassionate Citizens: 107th
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, lack of airports, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.837 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 70,379 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, Nogoodnamesleftistan City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 17,667th in the world and 3rd in The Featured Region Followers for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,764.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 53rdMost Pacifist: 94thMost Compassionate Citizens: 107thNicest Citizens: 156thMost Rebellious Youth: 164thSmartest Citizens: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 212thLongest Average Lifespans: 217thSafest: 231stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 232ndMost Cultured: 260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 372ndHealthiest Citizens: 377thLargest Governments: 431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,054thBest Weather: 1,212thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,037thMost Secular: 2,226thLowest Crime Rates: 2,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,817thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,821stLargest Populations: 4,124thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,662ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,073rdMost Influential: 6,675thHighest Economic Output: 7,971stTop
Most Income Equality: 12,233rd
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

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