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Least Corrupt Governments: 59th Most Pacifist: 102nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 114th
The Oppressed Tourists of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.418 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 70,422 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Nogoodnamesleftistan City Natural History Museum, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 178,525th in the world and 10th in The Featured Region Followers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -36.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 59thMost Pacifist: 102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 114thNicest Citizens: 167thMost Rebellious Youth: 169thSmartest Citizens: 197thMost Beautiful Environments: 241stSafest: 245thLongest Average Lifespans: 256thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 270thHighest Average Tax Rates: 283rdMost Cultured: 291stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 399thHealthiest Citizens: 412thLargest Governments: 437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,011thBest Weather: 1,202ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,885thMost Inclusive: 2,489thMost Secular: 2,510thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,548thLargest Populations: 3,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,007thMost Influential: 7,000thHighest Economic Output: 7,124thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,417thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,013th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

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