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Least Corrupt Governments: 70th Most Pacifist: 115th Most Compassionate Citizens: 152nd
The Oppressed Tourists of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nogoodnamesleftistan

Population20.906 billion

CapitalNogoodnamesleftistan City

CurrencyBottle Cap
AnimalMummified Death Mouse

The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.906 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 90,225 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 169,273rd in the world and 12th in The Featured Region Followers for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -53.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 70thMost Pacifist: 115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 188thNicest Citizens: 207thSmartest Citizens: 269thSafest: 278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 309thMost Beautiful Environments: 311thMost Cultured: 336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 341stLongest Average Lifespans: 357thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 468thLargest Governments: 470thHealthiest Citizens: 498thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,065thBest Weather: 1,593rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,617thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,059thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,524thMost Inclusive: 2,922ndLargest Populations: 3,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,177thHighest Economic Output: 5,223rdMost Influential: 7,275thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,427thTop
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Most Secular: 10,519thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,011thHighest Drug Use: 14,829thNudest: 15,691stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,767th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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