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Most Armed: 1,289th Highest Crime Rates: 2,681st Fattest Citizens: 5,592nd
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Nogisix-Wais

Population704 million

CapitalAnsiagrad

Currencycrunvi
AnimalNöggrös bear

The United States of Nogisix-Wais is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 704 million Nogisis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and International Aid not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansiagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Nogisi economy, worth 51.8 trillion crunvis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 73,598 crunvis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,674 per year while the poor average 16,111, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, anti-government web sites are springing up, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Ansiagrad River, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nogisix-Wais's national animal is the Nöggrös bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nogisix-Wais is ranked 153,829th in the world and 7th in The Kartoffelreich for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Armed: 1,289thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,681stFattest Citizens: 5,592ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,122ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,801stMost Avoided: 7,895thLargest Retail Industry: 8,033rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,236thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,882ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,342nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Ansiagrad River.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Nogisix-Wais was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry, Most Avoided, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, Nogisi politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogisix-Wais, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.

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