by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,652ndMost Influential: 3,097thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,219th
The Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Liberty Through Imperialism
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.147 billion

LeaderKaiser Anton IV

CurrencyNogal Mark
AnimalAlbino Crowned Eagle

The Grand Duchy of Nogalacia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Anton IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.147 billion Nogalacians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzogtumburg. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nogalacian economy, worth 704 trillion Nogal Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,767 Nogal Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nogalacia's national animal is the Albino Crowned Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bismarckism.

Nogalacia is ranked 55,281st in the world and 439th in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 65.87 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,652ndMost Influential: 3,097thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,970thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,833rdLargest Black Market: 6,647thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,749thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,503rdMost Devout: 9,755thHighest Average Incomes: 9,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,219thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,056thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,867thMost Developed: 12,946thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,333rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,594thLargest Governments: 16,831stLargest Mining Sector: 17,032ndMost Cultured: 18,554thSmartest Citizens: 20,154thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,181st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionMost Devout: 91st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 149th in the region

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