by Max Barry

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The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Liberté et prospérité
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Nofoaga

Population1.822 billion

CapitalPort Beauharnais
LeaderRomain Guichard
FaithNofoagan Methodist Church

CurrencyCentral Caribbean Franc
Animalturtle

The Republic of Nofoaga is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Romain Guichard with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 1.822 billion Nofoaganese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Beauharnais. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nofoagan economy, worth 95.3 trillion Central Caribbean Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,326 Central Caribbean Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nofoaga's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nofoagan Methodist Church.

Nofoaga is ranked 77,792nd in the world and 33rd in European Union for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,351.88 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
10%
Most Primitive: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, Romain Guichard's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Nofoaga, a government program is underway to revitalize Nofoaga's beaches.

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