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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,303rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,469th Largest Black Market: 7,956th
The New Federation Member World of
Father Knows Best State
Fo Noem, duum, saan or la!
Komorovsky Hirohito
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Noem

Population4.175 billion

CapitalTortuga
LeaderKomorovsky Hirohito
FaithTo be a retard and Friendship

CurrencyGjuyenpy
AnimalHammerhead

The New Federation Member World of Noem is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Komorovsky Hirohito with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.175 billion Noemese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortuga. The average income tax rate is 63.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Noemese economy, worth 452 trillion Gjuyenpies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 108,288 Gjuyenpies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noem's national animal is the Hammerhead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be a retard and Friendship.

Noem is ranked 58,309th in the world and 5th in Novapax for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,846.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,303rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,469thLargest Black Market: 7,956thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,469thMost Cultured: 16,727th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, Komorovsky Hirohito lights cigars with a hundred-Gjuyenpy bill.
  • : Noem lodged a message on the Novapax Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Noem, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.

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