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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 747th Most Influential: 1,603rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,797th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace only comes from suppression.
The Peacekeeper
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.581 billion

LeaderThe Peacekeeper


The Republic of Noean is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Peacekeeper with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.581 billion Noeaniens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etaz. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noeanian economy, worth 173 trillion Noans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,876 Noans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through The Peacekeeper's window to draw attention to their issues, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, Air Noean is rumored to receive more government funding than the Noeanian Air Force, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noean's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Noean is ranked 47,463rd in the world and 2,717th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,992.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 747thTop
Most Influential: 1,603rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,797thMost Developed: 12,771stLargest Retail Industry: 13,270thMost Devout: 13,403rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,139th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 356th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 497th in the regionMost Average: 528th in the regionMost Devout: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 658th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 672nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 677th in the regionMost Developed: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 759th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 137 » Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Shin-Hachioji, PlanetPunk, Gladio II, Yaorozu, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Agrauron, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, Buckerino, Bayern-Straubing, Mzeusia, Diodone, Territorio di Nessuno, Frances Francis the First of France, Universal State Formula, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Guslantis, Guyomartand, McMasterdonia, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Xagill, Malta Comino Gozo, Lemonbiscuits, Puczovska, New Sekai, Renetopia, Wineclaw, New Lakemba, Avornica, Alice Gardens, Wodan, SillyString, Calamazo, Apetopia, Malvad, The Syca, Atain, NatsukiLand, Ladesha, Q w e r t y, Tianqing, Siwale, Victoriaans Nederlands, Omicron Persei V111, and 87 others.Mordant99, Albacria, Unimaginable Doom, ShortBusCrashed, Ozstan, ABC, Shibutani, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, RoosterTeeth, Atheenos, Bothia, General COE, Yukti, Sil Dorsett, Halcon siveriano, Chukstik Illahi, New Seaview Cove, Vexilia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Bonjoura, Californian Redwood, The Windmilluminati, THX1138, Boadiccea, Northern Glory, North Armatas, Ice and Tinian, Karazan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Moubarakistan, Llwy, Former English Colony, Nord Botten, Unsophisticate, Sheppey, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Misuvelia, Camarthen, New Cataria, Elevation, Inner Wilia Sch, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Amerian States, Wisconsota, The Gamer Party, Batdaviea, Tredano, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Empy, Sacrento, Grimrholm, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Quranite, Zeternia, Jest Xerces, Sundred, Liberentis, RaRaRasputinn, Pizza Squared, Kulgatha, Zokk, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, I am the one who knocks, Sahriastan, The United States of Romania, Maott, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Xentherida, Bharathvarsh, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, Shaun, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, and Kromi.

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