by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,160th Highest Drug Use: 2,842nd Most Influential: 4,036th
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Nanos gigantum humeris insidentes
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Armed Republic of Noe-Classic Peoples is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 452 million Noe-Classic Peoples are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Eternal City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The all-consuming Noe-Classic Person economy, worth 44.2 trillion assariuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 97,853 assariuses, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads The North Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Noe-Classic Peoples's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noe-Classic Peoples is ranked 106,118th in the world and 6,032nd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 15.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,160thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,842ndMost Influential: 4,036thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,593rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,790thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,701stMost Secular: 15,472nd
Highest Drug Use: 109th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 346th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 378th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 628th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 739th in the region

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