The Republic of NoCookies50 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.234 billion NoCookies50ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant NoCookies50ian economy, worth 193 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,254 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NoCookies50's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NoCookies50 is ranked 103,728^th in the world and 1^st in The Alliance Of Sovereignty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.43 law-abiding acts per hour.