The Vampiratu of Nocidu is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Vlad Dracul with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 23.243 billion Nociduans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dracul Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The strong Nociduan economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,848 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,526 per year while the poor average 2,443, a ratio of 120 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the police force is on a recruitment drive, Vlad Dracul has just been declared ruler of Nocidu in an international press conference, and Vampirism has been named as Nocidu's national religion. Crime is moderate. Nocidu's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Vampirism.

Nocidu is ranked 241,722^nd in the world and 4^th in Geopolitics for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.2 law-abiding acts per hour.