by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,916thLowest Crime Rates: 14,442nd
The The Eternal Knight of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Language is a sexy beast when it's undressing
High Dark Lord Revall
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Political Freedom
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Population15.125 billion

LeaderHigh Dark Lord Revall
FaithHoly Psychedelic Chocolate Potatoism


The The Eternal Knight of NoblePhnx is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Dark Lord Revall with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.125 billion Phnxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arialis. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Phnxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Confederates a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,450 Confederates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, 90% of active duty NAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NoblePhnx's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holy Psychedelic Chocolate Potatoism.

NoblePhnx is ranked 97,277th in the world and 3rd in The Eternal Knights for Largest Black Market, with 524 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,916thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,442ndLargest Populations: 15,742ndHighest Economic Output: 15,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,763rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,893rd

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