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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,542nd Nudest: 3,452nd Largest Insurance Industry: 3,670th
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NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER

Population1.147 billion

CapitalPit of death
LeaderBen Jameson
FaithDwarfism

CurrencyHuman Finger
AnimalKentucky fried chicken

The God Dammed of NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ben Jameson with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.147 billion SLAVES are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pit of death. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADERian economy, worth 156 trillion Human Fingers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,186 Human Fingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, and there's a bustling black market for vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER's national animal is the Kentucky fried chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dwarfism.

NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER is ranked 76,242nd in the world and 439th in Europeia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 923.29 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,542ndNudest: 3,452ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,763rdMost Armed: 4,954thMost Devout: 5,141stMost Conservative: 5,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,965thLargest Black Market: 7,386thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,530thTop
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Most Avoided: 7,941stMost Authoritarian: 10,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,439thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,823rd
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Nudest: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Extreme: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, Ben Jameson has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.

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