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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,669th Nudest: 3,897th Largest Insurance Industry: 4,285th
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Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER

Population620 million

CapitalPit of death

CurrencyHuman Finger
AnimalKentucky fried chicken

The God Dammed of NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 620 million SLAVES are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pit of death. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADERian economy, worth 80.2 trillion Human Fingers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 129,334 Human Fingers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand, military spending is on the increase, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER's national animal is the Kentucky fried chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER is ranked 176,556th in the world and 1,102nd in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,669thNudest: 3,897thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,023rdMost Armed: 5,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,381stMost Devout: 6,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,528thMost Avoided: 8,978thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,851stMost Conservative: 11,937thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,860thHighest Average Incomes: 18,657th
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Nudest: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionMost Conservative: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 56th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Avoided: 62nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 84th in the regionLargest Black Market: 86th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, military spending is on the increase.
  • : NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Kentucky fried chicken hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER, international tensions are high as NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.

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