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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,739thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,565th
The Encyclopedic Wisdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Turning to the facts...
Eminence Grise
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Noam Chomsky

Population8.666 billion


The Encyclopedic Wisdom of Noam Chomsky is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.666 billion Chomskies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Noam Chomskyian economy, worth 181 trillion Truths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 20,972 Truths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Tel Aviv, and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noam Chomsky's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noam Chomsky is ranked 158,985th in the world and 6th in Tel Aviv for Most Avoided, scoring 1.3 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Least Corrupt Governments: 5,739thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,565thMost Income Equality: 17,663rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,912th

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