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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,089thMost Politically Free: 18,597th
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Noahs Fourth Country

Population752 million

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Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of Noahs Fourth Country is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 752 million Noahs Fourth Countryians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The powerhouse Noahs Fourth Countryian economy, worth 47.0 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,508 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,195 per year while the poor average 17,622, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million card battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noahs Fourth Country's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noahs Fourth Country is ranked 39,865th in the world and 9th in Second Best Olympians for Most Avoided, scoring 156.96 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,089thTop
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Most Politically Free: 18,597th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the region

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