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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,100thMost Conservative: 5,085thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,825th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
The rich are your friends
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Noahs Fifth Country

Population1.96 billion

Currencyfifth best currency
Animalfifth best animal

The Holy Empire of Noahs Fifth Country is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.96 billion Noahs Fifth Countryians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The powerhouse Noahs Fifth Countryian economy, worth 161 trillion fifth best currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 82,284 fifth best currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,273 per year while the poor average 5,267, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, and employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Noahs Fifth Country's national animal is the fifth best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Fifth Country is ranked 6,750th in the world and 38th in Forest for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.52 Whatever.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,100thTop
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Most Conservative: 5,085thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,825thFattest Citizens: 6,553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,750thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,262ndMost Avoided: 7,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,512thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,272ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,349thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,358thMost Devout: 14,476thMost Extreme: 14,958thMost Pro-Market: 15,813thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,722ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,297thLargest Mining Sector: 17,459th
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Fifth Country's influence in Forest rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Fifth Country, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Fifth Country, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Fifth Country, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Fifth Country, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Fifth Country, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
  • : Noahs Fifth Country lodged a message on the Refugia Regional Message Board.
  • : Noahs Fifth Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Noahs Fifth Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Noahs Fifth Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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