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Largest Black Market: 9,154thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,595thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,956th
The Rogue Nation of
Authoritarian Democracy
Thor
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noah Syndergaard

Population10.834 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalVulture

The Rogue Nation of Noah Syndergaard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.834 billion Noah Syndergaardians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.0%.

The all-consuming Noah Syndergaardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,540 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noah Syndergaard's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Noah Syndergaard is ranked 52,962nd in the world and 789th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 836.314395314 days.

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Largest Black Market: 9,154thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,595thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14,956thMost Devout: 16,520thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,461stHighest Economic Output: 20,196thBest Weather: 20,250thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,063rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,685thMost Patriotic: 25,001stMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,909thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,320thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,108th
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Largest Black Market: 208th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 265th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 292nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 440th in the regionMost Devout: 450th in the regionBest Weather: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 501st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 537th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 562nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 572nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 582nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 634th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 657th in the regionMost Patriotic: 668th in the region

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