Population | 10.834 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Vulture |
The Rogue Nation of Noah Syndergaard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.834 billion Noah Syndergaardians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.0%.
The all-consuming Noah Syndergaardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,540 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noah Syndergaard's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Noah Syndergaard is ranked 52,962nd in the world and 789th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 836.314395314 days.
National Happenings
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- : Noah Syndergaard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Noah Syndergaard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Noah Syndergaard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Noah Syndergaard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Noah Syndergaard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Noah Syndergaard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Noah Syndergaard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Noah Syndergaard's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Noah Syndergaard's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : Noah Syndergaard's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".