by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,273rd Most Income Equality: 10,254th Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,039th
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No nOg

Population10 million


The Community of No nOg is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10 million No nOgians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling No nOgian economy, worth 181 billion piks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 18,138 piks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and citizens are yearning to leave No nOg for the countries it sends aid to. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No nOg's national animal is the quoka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

No nOg is ranked 23,497th in the world and 867th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,273rdTop
Most Income Equality: 10,254thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,039th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 425th in the regionMost Income Equality: 432nd in the region

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