The Republic of Nlarhyalo is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.681 billion Hлařep live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaθax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hлařюp economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion oeлуeθs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 150,936 oeлуeθs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 468,206 per year while the poor average 37,462, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nlarhyalo's national animal is the эки, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nlarhyalo is ranked 20,462nd in the world and 6th in Council of Constructed Languages for Smartest Citizens, with 63.57 quips per hour.
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Nlarhyalo, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
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Nlarhyalo, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
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Nlarhyalo, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'.
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Nlarhyalo, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
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Nlarhyalo, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
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Nlarhyalo, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
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Nlarhyalo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Nlarhyalo, there are no minimum wage laws.
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Nlarhyalo, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
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Nlarhyalo, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.