The Republic of Nkbpuppet23 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.219 billion Nkbpuppet23ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.

The thriving Nkbpuppet23ian economy, worth 251 trillion NKBS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,534 NKBS, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, job satisfaction is a luxury many Nkbpuppet23ians can't afford, and Nkbpuppet23 shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nkbpuppet23's national animal is the NKB, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nkbpuppet23 is ranked 59,723^rd in the world and 3,514^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.84 law-abiding acts per hour.