NKB Delegation to United Federation
Population | 1.398 billion |
Currency | Bay Dollar |
Animal | Flying Rushing Bat |
The Republic of NKB Delegation to United Federation is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.398 billion NKB Delegation to United Federationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving NKB Delegation to United Federationian economy, worth 94.4 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,536 Bay Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NKB Delegation to United Federation's national animal is the Flying Rushing Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
NKB Delegation to United Federation is ranked 197,620th in the world and 74th in Kowloon Bay Shipping Ports for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NKB Delegation to United Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
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NKB Delegation to United Federation, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.