Population | 6.408 billion |
Capital | Boston |
Leader | Jeanne D'arc I |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | New England Dollar |
Animal | Moose |
The Kingdom of Niwe England is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeanne D'arc I with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.408 billion New Englanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 64.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Niwe Englandian economy, worth 616 trillion New England Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,251 New England Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niwe England's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Niwe England is ranked 190,635th in the world and 727th in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 49.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Niwe England was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Holy Green Utopia of Ukrainida.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Empire of Sicilian Empire.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Império Hemisférico of Quincy.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Free Land of Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Holy Empire of MY Holiness.
- : Niwe England was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Niwe England was endorsed by The Free Land of Paidousistan.
World Assembly
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