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Most Influential: 797thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,964th
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Niwe England

Population6.408 billion

CapitalBoston
LeaderJeanne D'arc I
FaithChristianity

CurrencyNew England Dollar
AnimalMoose

The Kingdom of Niwe England is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeanne D'arc I with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.408 billion New Englanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 64.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Niwe Englandian economy, worth 616 trillion New England Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,251 New England Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niwe England's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Niwe England is ranked 190,635th in the world and 727th in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 49.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,964thBest Weather: 8,358thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,992ndMost Cultured: 10,341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,218thNicest Citizens: 13,043rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,156thHighest Food Quality: 13,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,444thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,638thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,283rdMost Developed: 22,701stMost Patriotic: 24,195thSmartest Citizens: 28,920th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the region

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