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Nitwitium

Population27.203 billion

CurrencyFlippo
AnimalCanus Beffus

The MetaQognitieve Qleutzaqqen of Nitwitium is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.203 billion Nitwitiumians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Nitwitiumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,826 trillion Flippoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,670 Flippoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, students in Nitwitium's schools rarely attend their classes, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nitwitium's national animal is the Canus Beffus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nitwitium is ranked 17,454th in the world and 7th in Nederland for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 170thLargest Governments: 325thMost Advanced Public Transport: 347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 356thMost Beautiful Environments: 401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 512thLargest Welfare Programs: 530thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 537thMost Pacifist: 541stBest Weather: 575thLongest Average Lifespans: 838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 853rdNicest Citizens: 928thSafest: 934thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,016thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,492ndTop
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Most Stationary: 1,982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,203rdHighest Economic Output: 2,216thLargest Populations: 2,303rdSmartest Citizens: 2,307thHealthiest Citizens: 2,820thMost Cultured: 3,739thMost Devout: 3,947thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,366thMost Inclusive: 4,795thHighest Drug Use: 5,580thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,735thNudest: 7,380thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,001stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,192ndMost Politically Free: 11,108thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,920thMost Influential: 14,184thHighest Average Incomes: 14,373rd
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Nitwitium was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, infecting 1,519 million survivors.
  • : Nitwitium was ravaged by a Zombie Shrieker Horde from The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, infecting 2,040 million survivors.
  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Nitwitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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