The Free Land of Nittany Nation is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Nittany Lion with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 869 million Nittany Nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paternoville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The Nittany Nationian economy, worth 57.4 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,007 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nittany Nation's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nittany Nation is ranked 79,862^nd in the world and 36^th in Callista for Most Secular, with 18.2 Atheism Rate.