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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,841stMost Influential: 5,026thSafest: 7,794th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
van nof harked
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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NISTER KEDSULI

Population657 million

Capitalhoqxirter kupjit

Currencypovdar
Animalhuman

The Free Land of NISTER KEDSULI is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 657 million kedsuli are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hoqxirter kupjit. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The kedsule economy, worth 34.5 trillion povdars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,504 povdars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, nations that kill a kedsul can expect a strongly worded letter, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NISTER KEDSULI's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NISTER KEDSULI is ranked 283,771st in the world and 987th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,841stTop
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Most Influential: 5,026thSafest: 7,794thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,537thMost Pacifist: 8,818thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,884thNicest Citizens: 13,093rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,195thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,606thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,780thBest Weather: 18,272ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,423rdMost Secular: 23,562ndHighest Food Quality: 23,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,543rdHealthiest Citizens: 25,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,782ndSmartest Citizens: 30,377th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, nations that kill a kedsul can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : NISTER KEDSULI lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : NISTER KEDSULI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in NISTER KEDSULI, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

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