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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,817thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,475thNudest: 4,981st
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Nister

Population2.69 billion

Capitalending
Leaderlocking
Faithacrobatic nister

Currencynome
Animalbedrockian

The United we can't survive of Nister is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by locking with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.69 billion Nisterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ending. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nisterian economy, worth 333 trillion nomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,118 nomes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Nisterian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nister's national animal is the bedrockian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is acrobatic nister.

Nister is ranked 214,166th in the world and 1st in Empire Overlords for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,817thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,475thNudest: 4,981stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,017thLargest Retail Industry: 6,765thMost Devout: 8,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,551stMost Avoided: 10,643rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,999thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,263rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,742ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,059thMost Efficient Economies: 22,399thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,167th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nister, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Nisterian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Nister, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Nister, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Nister, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Nister, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Nister lodged a message on the Amalgamated Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Nister lodged a message on the Airport Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Nister, Ending's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Nister, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Nister" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Nister, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.

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