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The Council Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Nishikino

Population18.712 billion

CapitalSapporo
LeaderNishikino Maki
FaithShinto

CurrencyYen
AnimalQuail

The Council Socialist Republic of Nishikino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nishikino Maki with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 18.712 billion Nishikinoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapporo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nishikinoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,557 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,984 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All beauty contests have been banned, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nishikino's national animal is the Quail, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinto.

Nishikino is ranked 6,017th in the world and 4th in 765 Production for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,610.16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 368thMost Patriotic: 441stLowest Crime Rates: 596thMost Secular: 662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 816thLargest Governments: 859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,275thMost Inclusive: 1,283rdMost Developed: 1,289thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,562ndSmartest Citizens: 1,569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,581stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,697thHealthiest Citizens: 1,853rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,894thHighest Food Quality: 1,909thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,249thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,656thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,894thHighest Average Incomes: 3,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,555thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,592ndMost Cultured: 4,420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,446thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,122ndBest Weather: 8,633rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,613thMost Stationary: 13,174thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,822ndSafest: 20,127thMost Income Equality: 21,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,625thMost Influential: 23,461st
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, billions of Yen are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Nishikino, Nishikino Maki's reputation is hard as nails.

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