The Communist Utopia of Nisastria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Temalton the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.305 billion Nisastrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhotob. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nisastrian economy, worth 559 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 76,638 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Nisastria's beaches, Temalton the Great's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nisastria's national animal is the merkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nisastria is ranked 218,902^nd in the world and 12,520^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.