The Disputed Territories of Nisastria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Temalton the Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.056 billion Nisastrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhotob. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nisastrian economy, worth 363 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 71,941 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nisastria's national animal is the merkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nisastria is ranked 101,421^st in the world and 5,484^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 15.7 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.