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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,527th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,063rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,775th
The Philosophical Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do you really want to know what I'm thinking?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

Population2.596 billion


CurrencyUnited States Dollar
AnimalBismuth Eagle

The Philosophical Republic of Nintendo Switch Parental Controls is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Plato with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.596 billion morons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadminavia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient idiotic economy, worth 286 trillion United States Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,296 United States Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,492 per year while the poor average 22,315, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nintendo Switch Parental Controls's national animal is the Bismuth Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Philosophy.

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls is ranked 152,219th in the world and 7,183rd in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 88.06 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,527thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,775thLargest Black Market: 15,662ndMost Developed: 15,910thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,861st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 140th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionMost Developed: 381st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 417th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 426th in the regionMost Cultured: 437th in the regionLargest Black Market: 443rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 448th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 473rd in the regionMost Devout: 476th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 500th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 589th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 594th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 603rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 648th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 689th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 690th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 698th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 743rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 750th in the region

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