The Republic of Ninjak30 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ninja with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.908 billion Ninjakians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertalia. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ninjakian economy, worth 952 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,958 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Ninjakian satellites can detect it, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ninjak30's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flying Spagetthi Monster.

Ninjak30 is ranked 9,859^th in the world and 559^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.8 Bananas Ingested Per Day.