by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,610th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Sterke in Vereinicht
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.835 billion

LeaderBrent Fauchern


The Federal Republic of Ninhundland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brent Fauchern with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.835 billion Ninhundishes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankthorf. The average income tax rate is 38.9%.

The strong Ninhundlandian economy, worth 308 trillion Gelders a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,923 Gelders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ninhundland's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Ninhundland is ranked 67,836th in the world and 4th in New Central European Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 66.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 96thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,610th

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