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Most Valuable International Artwork: 903rdNudest: 2,151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,891st
The Deranged Spider Person of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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General Nim
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Population3.05 billion

LeaderGeneral Nim
FaithCult of Nim

Currencypotato peel

The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.05 billion Nimaryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 221 trillion potato peels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,684 potato peels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Nim.

Nimarya is ranked 72,223rd in the world and 2,006th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 221 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 903rdNudest: 2,151stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,891stMost Influential: 7,432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,377thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,944thMost Pacifist: 11,083rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,710thMost Cultured: 12,842ndBest Weather: 12,987thMost Authoritarian: 13,340thNicest Citizens: 13,660thMost Devout: 14,216thLowest Crime Rates: 14,661stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,178thMost Inclusive: 15,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,411thHealthiest Citizens: 17,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,843rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,336thLargest Governments: 21,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,000th
Nudest: 70th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 257th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 487th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 580th in the regionMost Devout: 604th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 645th in the regionMost Pacifist: 647th in the regionMost Cultured: 656th in the regionBest Weather: 757th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 774th in the regionNicest Citizens: 774th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 818th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 851st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 895th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 899th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 912th in the regionMost Inclusive: 940th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 946th in the region

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