The Republic of Nilitzgoriethland is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning swan population. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 10.227 billion Nilitzgoriethlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The strong Nilitzgoriethlandian economy, worth 507 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 49,666 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, the government is outsourcing itself, the Nilitzgoriethland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nilitzgoriethland's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nilitzgoriethland is ranked 188,505^th in the world and 4,903^rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.71 law-abiding acts per hour.