The Most Absolute Tsardom of Nikolaias is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HIM Tsar Benjamin Romanov with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 6.472 billion Nikolaiasans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Alexis. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nikolaiasan economy, worth 594 trillion Quinnels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,930 Quinnels, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to HIM Tsar Benjamin Romanov, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Nikolaiasan ambassadors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikolaias's national animal is the Cyber-Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nikolaias is ranked 38,715^th in the world and 19^th in Avaldonia for Largest Governments, scoring 24.78 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.