The Holy Dáxlamic Prefecture of Nikitalan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.898 billion Nikitalanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crosbia. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nikitalanian economy, worth 323 trillion Dáxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,961 Dáxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, one of the most popular models in Nikitalan has a scarred face and one working eye, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikitalan's national animal is the Evergreen Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Nikitalan is ranked 45,328^th in the world and 63^rd in Declansburg for Largest Governments, scoring 23.35 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.