The Republic of Nikitakania is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 970 million Nikitakanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nikitakanian economy, worth 102 trillion Taks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,173 Taks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikitakania's national animal is the Skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nikitakania is ranked 160,948^th in the world and 577^th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 658.04 milliStalins.