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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,926th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,194th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,942nd
The Matriarchy of
Corporate Police State
Itís time to bring down the Patriarchy
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nikita Klaestrup

Population519 million

CapitalHarem City

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalFalcon

The Matriarchy of Nikita Klaestrup is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 519 million Nikitans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harem City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nikitan economy, worth 49.9 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 96,110 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,273 per year while the poor average 15,407, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikita Klaestrup's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nikita Klaestrup is ranked 14,646th in the world and 2nd in Bikini Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,926thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,194thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,942ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,394thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,649thLargest Mining Sector: 12,181stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,130thHighest Drug Use: 14,646th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, Nikita Klaestrup is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Nikita Klaestrup was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Nikita Klaestrup, much of Nikita Klaestrup's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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