The Free Land of Niimatlakian is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 192 million Niimatlakianians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Niimatlakianian economy, worth 9.59 trillion PURE EVILS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,952 PURE EVILS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown. Niimatlakian's national animal is the Capitalist pigs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Niimatlakian is ranked 219,186^th in the world and 4^th in Aernen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.