The Free Land of Niimatlakian is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 164 million Niimatlakianians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Niimatlakianian economy, worth 6.49 trillion PURE EVILS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,554 PURE EVILS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of PURE EVILS are being poured into a space program, millions of Niimatlakianians are excellent swimmers, military spending is on the increase, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niimatlakian's national animal is the Capitalist pigs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Niimatlakian is ranked 295,021^st in the world and 5^th in Aernen for Most Patriotic, with 0.97 flags saluted per person per day.