Population | 192 million |
Currency | PURE EVIL |
Animal | Capitalist pigs |
The Free Land of Niimatlakian is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 192 million Niimatlakianians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Niimatlakianian economy, worth 9.59 trillion PURE EVILS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,952 PURE EVILS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown. Niimatlakian's national animal is the Capitalist pigs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Niimatlakian is ranked 219,186th in the world and 4th in Aernen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, billions of PURE EVILS are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, visiting the best Niimatlakianian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the nation's spies are always on break time.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.