Population | 164 million |
Currency | PURE EVIL |
Animal | Capitalist pigs |
The Free Land of Niimatlakian is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 164 million Niimatlakianians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Niimatlakianian economy, worth 6.49 trillion PURE EVILS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,554 PURE EVILS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Billions of PURE EVILS are being poured into a space program, millions of Niimatlakianians are excellent swimmers, military spending is on the increase, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niimatlakian's national animal is the Capitalist pigs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Niimatlakian is ranked 295,021st in the world and 5th in Aernen for Most Patriotic, with 0.97 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, millions of Niimatlakianians are excellent swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, billions of PURE EVILS are being poured into a space program.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the military has gone fission for more funding.
- : Following new legislation in Niimatlakian, the Niimatlakianian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
- : Niimatlakian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.