by Max Barry

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The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
He's coming for you
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Few

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Night panda

Population430 million

Currencyshoot
Animalhuman

The Republic of Night panda is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 430 million Night pandas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Night pandan economy, worth 11.3 trillion shoots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,350 shoots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and Night panda has designated Night panda City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Night panda's national animal is the human.

Night panda is ranked 132,444th in the world and 6,696th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 716th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Night panda's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Night panda relocated from Katoteros to The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Night panda, Night panda has designated Night panda City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Night panda, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Night panda, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
  • : Following new legislation in Night panda, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Night panda, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Night panda's influence in Katoteros rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Night panda lodged a message on the Katoteros Regional Message Board.
  • : Night panda's influence in Katoteros rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".

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