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Most Authoritarian: 6,601stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,587thMost Conservative: 15,347th
The Eshian Disaster Zone of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nieuw Suriname

Population3.48 billion

Currencydollar
Animalfrog

The Eshian Disaster Zone of Nieuw Suriname is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.48 billion Nieuw Surinameans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Nieuw Surinamean economy, worth 107 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,926 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nieuw Surinamean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, and stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nieuw Suriname's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nieuw Suriname is ranked 38,797th in the world and 1st in United Micronations for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 26.67 missed references per hour.

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Most Income Equality: 16,463rdMost Pacifist: 17,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,328thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30,238th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

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