Population | 3.48 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | frog |
The Eshian Disaster Zone of Nieuw Suriname is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.48 billion Nieuw Surinameans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Nieuw Surinamean economy, worth 107 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,926 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nieuw Surinamean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, and stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nieuw Suriname's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nieuw Suriname is ranked 38,797th in the world and 1st in United Micronations for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 26.67 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nieuw Suriname's influence in United Micronations rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Nieuw Suriname was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Nieuw Suriname's influence in United Micronations rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Nieuw Suriname resigned as certified boykisser of United Micronations.
- : Nieuw Suriname unsuppressed a post on the United Micronations Regional Message Board.
- : Nieuw Suriname unsuppressed a post on the United Micronations Regional Message Board.
- : Nieuw Suriname unsuppressed a post on the United Micronations Regional Message Board.
- : Nieuw Suriname unsuppressed a post on the United Micronations Regional Message Board.
- : Nieuw Suriname unsuppressed a post on the United Micronations Regional Message Board.
- : Nieuw Suriname unsuppressed a post on the United Micronations Regional Message Board.