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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,434thMost Conservative: 23,790th
The United Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From Many, One
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Niemskwifrive

Population704 million

Currencylira
Animalelephant

The United Kingdom of Niemskwifrive is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 704 million Niemskwifriveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The thriving Niemskwifrivean economy, worth 50.5 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,677 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,469 per year while the poor average 18,365, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, Niemskwifrivean doors require a Ph.D. to open, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Niemskwifrive's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Niemskwifrive is ranked 77,596th in the world and 1,958th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,890.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,434thMost Conservative: 23,790thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,728thHealthiest Citizens: 27,233rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,418th
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10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 463rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 494th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 591st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 594th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 630th in the regionMost Avoided: 650th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Niemskwifrive's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Niemskwifrive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Niemskwifrive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Conservative.
  • : Niemskwifrive's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Niemskwifrive, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemskwifrive, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemskwifrive, Niemskwifrivean doors require a Ph.D. to open.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemskwifrive, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Niemskwifrive, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Niemskwifrive was refounded in Lazarus.

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