The Republic of Nickyuwu 496 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 493 million Nickyuwu 496ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.3%.

The strong Nickyuwu 496ian economy, worth 33.6 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,110 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 496's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nickyuwu 496 is ranked 237,603^rd in the world and 2,233^rd in Danish Wonderland for Most Primitive, scoring -98.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.