The Republic of Nickyuwu 390 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 862 million Nickyuwu 390ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The powerhouse Nickyuwu 390ian economy, worth 69.8 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,007 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, thrift shops are closing their doors, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 390's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nickyuwu 390 is ranked 64,727^th in the world and 870^th in Danish Wonderland for Most Patriotic, with 25.71 flags saluted per person per day.