The Republic of Nickyuwu 1072 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 447 million Nickyuwu 1072ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nickyuwu 1072ian economy, worth 19.6 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,774 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, misbehaving foxes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 1072's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nickyuwu 1072 is ranked 52,278^th in the world and 546^th in Danish Wonderland for Most Patriotic, with 30.73 flags saluted per person per day.