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Most Valuable International Artwork: 416thMost Patriotic: 551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717th
The Communist Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Operantur in mundo adunare!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population1.955 billion



The Communist Empire of Nicholas and Great Britain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.955 billion Nicholas and Great Britishes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nicholas and Great British economy, worth 450 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,455 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Nicholas's speeches are regarded as enemies of Nicholas and Great Britain, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, Nicholas's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 6,839th in the world and 193rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.34 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 416thMost Patriotic: 551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,110thLargest Mining Sector: 1,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,883rdMost Secular: 2,039thTop
Most Avoided: 3,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,142ndLargest Black Market: 4,002ndMost Authoritarian: 4,147thMost Conservative: 4,418thHighest Average Incomes: 4,610thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,830thLowest Crime Rates: 6,839thTop
Largest Governments: 12,409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,722ndLargest Insurance Industry: 12,766thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,837thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,247thMost Extreme: 19,828thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,767th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Conservative: 252nd in the regionLargest Governments: 344th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369th in the regionMost Extreme: 384th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 398th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 459th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 472nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 638th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 647th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 671st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 766th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 785th in the region

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