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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 523rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 777th
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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population5.245 billion



The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.245 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 268,786 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, skateparks can be found in every city, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Nicholas, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 6,054th in the world and 177th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.04 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 523rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 963rdMost Patriotic: 1,081stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,475thLargest Mining Sector: 1,493rdMost Secular: 1,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,018thLargest Black Market: 2,352ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,264thHighest Average Incomes: 3,496thMost Avoided: 3,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,209thMost Authoritarian: 5,640thLowest Crime Rates: 6,054thMost Conservative: 6,502ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,825thLargest Governments: 10,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,468thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,991stHighest Economic Output: 16,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,452ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 26,477thMost Extreme: 28,269thMost Influential: 28,474th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionMost Avoided: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 177th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 231st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 250th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 268th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 305th in the regionMost Conservative: 311th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 337th in the regionMost Extreme: 418th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 440th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 656th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 690th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 694th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 715th in the regionLargest Populations: 725th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 914th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 941st in the regionMost Stationary: 944th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,007th in the region

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